Man’s Best Shopper
A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop. The butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The dog barks twice. …
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Something big just came up!
A man calls home from the office and excitedly tells his wife, “Something big just came up! I have a once-in-a-lifetime chance to go on a week-long fishing trip. We …
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An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter. The old man says, “I’m …
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Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages
Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street. “Take my money,” said Moishe, “but do me a favour: shoot …
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Spaghetti Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an aff:air with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. …
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An old geezer
An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that …
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Walking across a field, two men come across a very large hole
Two men are walking across a field, when they come across a very large hole in the ground So large that they can’t see the bottom of this hole “I …
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While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the …
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A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish
A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, …
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A woman marries a man and has 10 children
A woman marries a man and has 10 children. The man di:es, so the woman remarries and has 10 more children. The next man dies, so the woman remarries again …
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