A woman marries a man and has 10 children.
The man di:es, so the woman remarries and has 10 more children. The next man dies, so the woman remarries again and has ten more children.
That man di:es, so the woman remarries and has 10 more children…
The husband di:es again and finally, the woman di:es as well. At the funeral, the priest mutters, “Thank God! They’re finally together!“
A man at the funeral asks another man on his left, “Which husband do you think he means? The first, second, or third?” The man on his left says, “I think he means her legs.”
THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER
Two tall trees, a birch, and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.” Now wipe that smile off your face.
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