Jokes

A couple went to have their baby delivered… Upon arrival, the doctor said there is this new technology that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the …

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With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up … ?” the woman asked her husband. “No”, replied her husband. …

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One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention …

An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits Read More

Tom Reynolds boarded his flight to Chicago and made his way to the aisle seat he had reserved. To his surprise, a blonde woman was already sitting there. “Excuse me,” …

Tom Reynolds boarded his flight to Chicago Read More

A duck waddled into a pub and asked for a beer and a ham sandwich. The bartender stared and said, “Hold on a sec! You’re a duck!” “That’s pretty obvious,” …

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A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary. Their three successful children all agreed to join them for a special Sunday dinner. “Happy Anniversary, Mom and Dad!” exclaimed the …

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An elderly couple, Harold and Edna, had been married for over 60 years. They had shared everything, talked about everything, and kept no secrets from each other—except for one. Edna …

An elderly couple, Harold and Edna, had been married for over 60 years. Read More

An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money… The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $500.” …

An old lady went to a bank Read More

A priest and a taxi driver both passed away on the same day and found themselves at the gates of Heaven, where St. Peter was waiting for them. “Please follow …

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Oce upon a royal morning, King Fancybritches decided he needed a break from the stress of running a kingdom—so naturally, he grabbed his favorite fishing rod and told the Queen, …

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