Jokes

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on …

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A man sat on his front porch, staring dejectedly at the ground. His neighbor, noticing his gloomy demeanor, walked over to check on him. “Hey, what’s got you so down?” …

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A very modest man was in the hospital undergoing a series of tests, one of which left his digestive system in complete disarray. After several false alarms, he assumed the …

A very modest man was in the hospital undergoing a series of tests Read More

A man and a blonde meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much do you get paid for …

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Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for …

Mary Poppins was traveling home Read More

A man lost both his ears in a very serious automobile accident but as a result received a large insurance settlement. After some period of time he realized that he …

A man lost both his ears Read More

One day, a drunken man walks into a coffee shop. “Do you have iced coffee?” “No, sir. We don’t.” Said the coffee shop owner. “So ok,” the drunk man said. …

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A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and started sending it on …

Machine Does Not Lie Read More

Two couples decided to host a friendly dinner party one evening. During the evening, Jim accidentally dropped his napkin under the table. When he bent down to pick it up, …

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For his birthday, David got a parrot. But this wasn’t your average, sweet-talking bird—oh no. This parrot was fully grown, had a nasty attitude, and a mouth worse than a …

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