A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop.
The butcher asks, “What do you want?”
The dog points to steak in a glass case.
“How many pounds?” The dog barks twice.
“Anything else?” The dog points to some pork chops and barks four times.
So the butcher wraps up a two-pound steak and four pork chops, and places the bag in the dog’s mouth.
He then takes money from a purse tied around the dog’s neck, and sees him out.
A customer, who has been watching in amazement, follows the dog to a house several blocks away, where it rings the doorbell to be let in.
As the owner appears at the door, the customer says, “What a remarkable dog!”
“Remarkable?” snorts the owner.
“This is the second time this week he’s forgotten his keys.”
A man calls home from the office and excitedly tells his wife,
“Something big just came up! I have a once-in-a-lifetime chance to go on a week-long fishing trip. We leave immediately!
Pack my clothes, my fishing gear, and especially my blue silk pajamas. I’ll be home in an hour to grab everything.”
He rushes home, grabs his bags, and heads out.
A week later, he returns, looking happy and relaxed. His wife greets him with a smile.
“Did you have a great trip, dear?” she asks.
“Absolutely!” he says. “But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas.”
His wife grins and replies, “Oh, I packed them alright… check your tackle box!”
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