Funny

A 72-year-old man had one true love—fishing. One day, while sitting in his boat, he heard a voice say, “Pick me up.” He looked around, confused, but saw no one. …

Fed up with her husband always coming home late, a woman decided to teach him a lesson. She left a note on the dresser: “I’ve had enough. I’m leaving you. …

The manager of a large corporation had a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy went to a …

A new Army recruit was on the rifle range. He fired 50 shots and completely missed the target with every shot! His Drill Instructor called him to attention and got …

Once upon a time, a university professor faced a strange dilemma. A physics student had answered a test question in a way that was technically correct — but not the …

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. ‘Hurry,’ she said, ‘stand in the corner.’ She rubbed baby oil all over …

In a cozy mobile home park in Florida, there lived an elderly widower and a widow who had known each other for many years. One evening, they found themselves at …

A man walks into a police station in tears and goes to the sergeant at the desk. Husband: “My wife is missing. Yesterday she went to rescue people from the …

A guy named Fred who’s interested in a woman named Martha. He asks her out to a movie, and she says yes. They have a great time. A few days …