An elderly man was sick and in the hospital
An elderly man was sick and in the hospital. There was this one nurse who drove him crazy because every time she came in, she would talk to him like …
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A blonde woman was on a flight to Detroit.
A blonde woman was on a flight to Detroit. She had a ticket for economy, but after takeoff, she spotted an empty seat in first class and moved right in. …
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Two men in the woods
Two men are walking through the woods and come across a big, deep hole. “Wow, that looks deep,” one says. The other nods. “Sure does. Toss a few pebbles in …
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A newlywed couple was still enjoying their honeymoon phase
A newlywed couple was still enjoying their honeymoon phase, but there was one small hiccup – the wife wasn’t exactly a master in the kitchen. On their first night at …
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A blonde was visiting Washington, DC.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn’t find it, so she asked a policeman for directions, “Excuse …
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An old couple had been married for 50 years
An old couple had been married for 50 years. Every morning (without fail) the man produced a massive fart when he got out of bed and then laughed like a …
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CONFESSION TIME
CONFESSION TIME So this guy walks into a church and heads straight for the confession booth. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest says, “Alright, my son, what …
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She Was Nearly Blind for Years… Then Got Smart Glasses. What She Did Next Left Everyone Speechless.
She Was Nearly Blind for Years… Then Got Smart Glasses. What She Did Next Left Everyone Speechless. Margaret, 82, had been quietly losing her vision for years. She laughed it …
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The Old Woman and the Shopkeeper
An elderly woman visited a store and requested seven kilograms of potatoes. The owner was delighted to help and started packing the potatoes. However, the woman stopped him and requested …
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An elderly married couple had just settled into bed
An elderly married couple had just settled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and declared, “Seven points!” His wife, confused, rolled over and asked, “What …
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