Funny

Oce upon a royal morning, King Fancybritches decided he needed a break from the stress of running a kingdom—so naturally, he grabbed his favorite fishing rod and told the Queen, …

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An elderly couple had just snuggled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly announced, “Seven points for me!” His wife, puzzled, turned over and …

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An elderly man was sick and in the hospital. There was this one nurse who drove him crazy because every time she came in, she would talk to him like …

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A blonde woman was on a flight to Detroit. She had a ticket for economy, but after takeoff, she spotted an empty seat in first class and moved right in. …

A blonde woman was on a flight to Detroit. Read More

Two men are walking through the woods and come across a big, deep hole. “Wow, that looks deep,” one says. The other nods. “Sure does. Toss a few pebbles in …

Two men in the woods Read More

A newlywed couple was still enjoying their honeymoon phase, but there was one small hiccup – the wife wasn’t exactly a master in the kitchen. On their first night at …

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A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn’t find it, so she asked a policeman for directions, “Excuse …

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC. Read More

An old couple had been married for 50 years. Every morning (without fail) the man produced a massive fart when he got out of bed and then laughed like a …

An old couple had been married for 50 years Read More

CONFESSION TIME So this guy walks into a church and heads straight for the confession booth. “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest says, “Alright, my son, what …

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She Was Nearly Blind for Years… Then Got Smart Glasses. What She Did Next Left Everyone Speechless. Margaret, 82, had been quietly losing her vision for years. She laughed it …

She Was Nearly Blind for Years… Then Got Smart Glasses. What She Did Next Left Everyone Speechless. Read More