Funny

Lil’ Johnny’s mother took him with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in line behind a rather obese lady wearing a business suit, complete with a …

It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for …

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the Morrisons store. While he was waiting, he was approached by a man who asked him, “Son, can …

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. …

There is a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a …

An Eagle Once Spoke to a Mother. “Are you alright, human mother?” asked the eagle. The woman looked up, startled. Her hand rested on her growing belly. “I’m scared,” she …

The Deodorant Confusion That Had the Whole Pharmacy Laughing A cheerful woman walked into the pharmacy with confidence and asked the clerk, “Hi! Do you have deodorant for… well… your …

After sixty years, I finally have everything I wanted as a teenager. No more school or work obligations—I receive a monthly allowance, have my own place, and enjoy the freedom …

A wife decides to surprise her husband, Dave, by taking him to a s.t.r.ip club for his birthday. As they approach the entrance, the doorman greets them with a friendly, …